Welp. I would say I’m surprised, but I can honestly say I’m not. What with the persisting alternate universes that have been colliding as of late.

I don’t need to guess to figure out that you’re some iteration of my beloved elder sister, Dahl. But that’s really all the information I can provide elucidation on.

So, sup. I’m D. Strider. Or Data. I’m not particularly picky on the topic (as long as you don’t ask my “real” name, Bromeo.)

theatricalgamine:

dude what the fuck is your problem who the fuck researches this shit i mean seriously

It’s not research if it’s common knowledge.

Rory is demanding I come back to bed to cuddle him, so you just sit there and brood like I know you’re doing. I’ll be here, being smug as fuq.

theatricalgamine:

thetestamentoftimaeus:

So are you the broseph my dearest beloved sister has deemed qualified enough to fuck? More than once??? With possible ‘flrushed feelins’, as Rory would put it?

She watches reruns of your show religiously. It’s a little ridiculous, especially when I’m trying to record my shows and DVR is full. But whatever, I can live with a full DVR. I mean, it’s kind of like living without food in the desert but you have enough water to subsist on, and hey you finally lost that 20 pounds you were trying to shed.

This is probably a late greeting, but I’ve been busy spending the last few days of his visit with my boyfriend. He’s returning to New York in a few days time, and we haven’t really had time for internet. I’ve been showing him around Houston and all that.

All that being said, welcome to my blog.

dude

dude

please chill your goddamn tiny titties babe

there has not been a single word uttered between johnny and i about fuckings whether they be single or multiple

and fuck you night court is perfect and your shows are shitty
also who pays the cable bills oh thats right i do so bitch you can deal with whatever the fuck i wanna put in the dvr

also in regards to that last part if by “showing him around houston” you mean your vagina then yes you have been doing just that 

Right right, my mistake. The ‘fucking’ was just wishful thinking on your part. My b, sis, my b.

I’m just falling down all these misinterpretations of your intentions. You’re totally right, Night court is a great show, I mean wow, you’d have to be blinder than a troglobite to miss the shining perfection. It’s not like you fangirl over him or anything.

I’m sorry that you just don’t appreciate the science channel the way I do. A life without various documentaries, narrated by Morgan Freeman, is simply a life not worth living. 

What’s that, my dearest beloved sister? Is that a hint of jealousy I hear? That your little sister gets laid more than you?

I have more than enough time to show him around my lady parts, AND show him the sights in Houston. (not like there’s much worth seeing out there though.)

I think it’s time we unite this quartet. I mean, Rory and I have already… well, spent a good amount of time together. And we’ve all been talking about meeting up for years. The first time the topic came up we were like 14, and it’s taken this long and we haven’t ever had the chance to all get together like we promised. So I’m taking the reigns of this carriage and steering us towards finally-meeting-face-to-face-ville.

So I’m opening it up for discussion. Seriously this time. When, and who’s home should we convene at? (Let it be known ahead of time, I refuse to go to June’s Hellmurder island. Also, this apartment would be a bit cramped for four teenagers and my sister.)

So are you the broseph my dearest beloved sister has deemed qualified enough to fuck? More than once??? With possible ‘flrushed feelins’, as Rory would put it?

She watches reruns of your show religiously. It’s a little ridiculous, especially when I’m trying to record my shows and DVR is full. But whatever, I can live with a full DVR. I mean, it’s kind of like living without food in the desert but you have enough water to subsist on, and hey you finally lost that 20 pounds you were trying to shed.

This is probably a late greeting, but I’ve been busy spending the last few days of his visit with my boyfriend. He’s returning to New York in a few days time, and we haven’t really had time for internet. I’ve been showing him around Houston and all that.

All that being said, welcome to my blog.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

To call it an obsession, would be a bit excessive in my opinion. I’m good with electronics, and enjoy engineering robots for various purposes, such as helping my friends out.

I’ve always been curious as to what makes things tick. I took apart our VCR for the first time by the time I was 8. I managed to take apart, and reassemble in complete working order, more complicated things before I turned 10.

It’s what I plan on majoring in when I go on to college, but I do believe I will be ahead of my peers.